No Lobsters Here. Mallorca.

Surprise!  Mallorca has lots of nooks where you won’t find wall-to-wall sunburnt beach bathers.  Soft-playing sheep bells, tidy, peach-colored stone houses, apple orchards, slow pace -- Orient.  A fun car for all the curvy mountain roads, and on to Soller, Fornalutx and Deia.  More curvy roads.  A seagull view of the water.  A half hour flight from Barcelona.  And the only place you’ll see the lobsters is back at the airport.